GUARANTEED TECHNIQUES TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP TALKING TO YOU.
By Jenna Marbles
NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following:
Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
TECHNIQUE 4: Sing “The Song That Never Ends” until they leave:
TECHNIQUE 5: Spontaneous explosion of emotion:
TECHNIQUE 6: Spontaneous planking:
